31. A Clean Record!
I once applied for a job as a laborer at the local shipping company’s warehouse. They asked me to come in for a job interview and bring copies of my resume and criminal record, which I thought was reasonable since everybody else was asking for the same. The interview was conducted by the supervisor of the department, but the manager of the warehouse was also present for the interview. When I handed the documents to the supervisor he was immediately visually surprised and went “Woah! Hey, check it out! A clean record!” to the manager.
And that was it. The next thing I knew the interview was over and the manager went “alright kid, let’s show you around the place.”
I didn’t take the job.