50. Wealthier or Wealthier
Bride, at the altar, refused to say “For richer or poorer” in her vows.
She literally said, “For richer or richer,” beaming this huge defiant smile. People chuckled, then waited, and she just stood there smiling. Refused to correct herself.
People fell silent as they realized she was essentially saying, “I’ll only stay with you for as long as you have money. Any hardship and I’m out.”
The groom should’ve run then, but didn’t.