33. Help Her
OMG.
So my sister’s wedding was very last minute.
Our mom had just passed away and her fiancee was getting stationed in North Dakota so I wanted to make her day as memorable as possible.
She was trying to pay for everything herself so she rented a venue for a Thursday.!.?.!. Which was ok. Everyone still showed up.
Also, she’s not very good a public speaking (not that she freaks out and stutters, but she just seriously copies everything she sees on TV) so during the dinner, she grabs a mic and tries thanking everyone who helped to make her day perfect, but it was like a combination of Prison Mike and Julia Roberts from My Best Friend’s Wedding. I finally got her to fade out by “accidentally” bringing out the wedding cakes early. (I forgot them in the kitchen fridge. She said just bring them out after the speech).
And then the floor was open for dancing but my dad’s family is very prude so I put on cupid shuffle to try and get people up. It turned into just me, the other bridesmaids and the groomsmen. And everyone in the audience was clapping as though this was supposed to be some kind of prepared dance just for the bridal party