28. A Fiasco, It Was
My wife and I went to a train wreck of a wedding. There were a bunch of instances that stuck out but I think the main one was after the Best Man give his speech and called the Bride beautiful, as one does at a wedding, the Bride took the mic and all flustered said, “My my my. It seems that I may have married the wrong man.”
She also insulted the groom’s friends, a whole table of them, so badly that they just got up and left. One of them said as they were leaving, “Won’t last, b*t*h.” She yelled at the DJ during their first dance, saying the song was taking too long.
She changed her wedding dress and shoes a total of 5 times, no joke.
She stopped at our table and cried to my wife about how she realized all she wanted was to be engaged and not the bride.
For their photos, they wanted the entire attendance to surround them and have pictures taken of everybody pointing at them, everybody wearing sunglasses, everyone laughing, and everyone staring lovingly at them.
At one point the groom’s father and the bride’s father had to be pulled apart before they started punching each other.
It was a total train wreck.