27. Creative Mess
Extremely sheltered conservative Christian couple who hosted a multi-fandom-themed wedding. The bride took an eternity to walk up the aisle to let the entirety of the Twilight wedding song play, and then they both exchanged Tardis rings (don’t ask) and walked out to the Dr Who theme. But the worst part was the sole Alice in Wonderland-inspired element, which was small “mushroom-shaped” cakes that said “eat me”. Like literally no other AIW thing there for context, no other cake, no other food to speak of, and I’m supposed to endure them having their first-ever Christ-sanctioned hornfest on the dance floor as I’m forced to shovel down twenty bottom-energy p*n*s-shaped morsels just to avoid passing out from hunger. Bleak.