26. Hands-on Dad
Does the father of the bride count?
Prior to attending, the groom and bride asked for each guest’s occupation on the rsvp. Weird but whatever.
Turns out the bride’s dad likes to individually thank each attendee and he does so by saying your name, how you met the bride/groom, and your occupation. Four hundred guests and he read every single one including how certain ones were “between jobs”. It took nearly two hours.