19. Eyes Feel Heavy
My cousin and his wife are SUPER religious and maybe the two most awkward people I’ve ever met. They did one of those ‘fake out’ first dances where it starts with a slow song and then transitions to a dance number with an upbeat song.
Not only is that naturally cringe-worthy, but the upbeat song also was 5 minutes long and they just kept repeating the same moves over and over for what felt like an eternity. There was no alcohol allowed at the wedding, so there was nothing to dull the pain.