16. It’s Too Soon
I worked at a wedding once and the groom decided the day before he wanted to arrive by helicopter, told the wedding planner to sort it out I felt sorry for her. gets to 3pm when the guests are supposed to be there, obviously, everyone isn’t and there’s barely anyone there, they fly in like James Bond land in the rear garden put the back of this huge country manor get out all smug then realise there’s no one there. So they then have to fly away again hide behind a tree and wait for an hour for everyone to arrive to repeatedly the process, Who was that helicopter ride really for.