7. Died Laughing
The guy I work with is…a unique fellow. He has this thing about young girls in our workplace. All of the legal age of course but the things he says seem to be a little too much, to the point where I and other coworkers just kinda step away.
We donated food to a local middle school recently to help with homeless children. Months later, the school committee and a few students showed up at our place of work to thank us and provide us with gifts. After the meeting was complete that guy I told you about said, “Hey I gotta question?” – Obviously work related but;
I responded quickly with,” Woah man, they are in middle school.”
The office died laughing, his face turned as red as it could be and walked away huffing. I still hear about it to this day from co-workers. He never did ask me that question and rarely talks to me.