The Priceless Look
My parents came to visit and my mother, (who is very old fashioned the woman should be a homemaker and if not she shouldn’t outearn the mankind of old fashioned)
Told my wife (who makes stacks as a dev team manager compared to my peanuts as a sports writer)
“you know dear you really should try to keep a cleaner house.” And without looking up from her making lunch my wife said “Yeah your son forgot to clean this week before you guys flew in” The stunned look on my mom’s face was priceless.