The Power of the Pour
I was bartending one night and these three guys were absolutely hammered so I cut them off. One of the guys proceeded to try to argue with me saying he has all this money and he tells me when he was done drinking and he was not even drunk. At this point, I’m done trying to be polite and point blank tell him I’m done arguing with him, will not be serving him and his buddies, and he can leave. He looks at me and says “Now excuse me, who are you to tell me how much I can and can not drink?”, I look him dead in the eye and say “the f*cking bartender, now it’s time for you to go”. The look on his face was priceless. Never forget the golden rule, don’t p*ss off your bartender.