Fatherhood in 55 Minutes
One day my girlfriend was having severe abdominal pain. So bad that she asked me to call an ambulance.
We get to the hospital, they run some tests.
The doctor comes out and says “Okay, we’re ready to wheel her into the delivery room.”
Me: “Hang on, what’s this about a delivery room?”
Doc: “Your girlfriend is 10cm dilated and ready to have the baby.”
Me: “What baby?“
Doc: “Oh boy, have I got some news for you.”
55 minutes later I was a father.