2. Small Talk to Short Fuses
Crazy ex-gf (happy): “New York is freezing! How is the weather back in California?”
Me: “Great, I’m at a bar outside watching college football… oh hey, Kevin James just walked by; man, he is shorter than I thought he’d be”
Crazy ex-gf (pissed): “WELL MY DAD IS SHORT, DO YOU HATE HIM TOO?!?” (hangs up on me)
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