6. The Reason For This
This was told to me by a family friend about a friend of hers.
This friend had a pet reticulated python, you know, those absolutely giant constrictor snakes. This snake was her baby, and being that snakes live a surprisingly long time, she’d had it for years. At night, the snake would sleep with her, curled up at the foot of her bed like a dog.
But suddenly the snake’s behavior started to change. It wasn’t eating well, really at all. It had become more active than it normally was. And at night, instead of sleeping curled up at the foot of her bed, it stretched itself along the length of the woman’s body.
Being that this was her dearest companion, the woman took the snake to the vet (this was Los Angeles, and exotic pets are very common down there), and the vet told her, quite sternly, to get rid of or destroy the snake. When the woman asked why the vet explained “your snake is preparing to eat you; it has been fasting and measuring your body to see if you would fit inside of it.”
The snake was gone by the next day.