12. Weren’t Worth The Trouble
My ex’s father was a Sargent of police, so I have the details on this.
I was up late playing video games, my ex was asleep after surgery, so dead to the world. The back door was cracked open cause the cat was out. I shut the bedroom door to keep the cat out and crawl into bed at 4:30 am.
At 6:00 am my ex woke up, asked me why I’d left the bedroom door open, and went into the living room to discover we had been robbed.
We found an empty case of beer in our backyard shed, they had hung out drinking waiting for me to go to sleep.
When they were caught it turned out they were a pretty nasty group responsible for multiple home invasions and murders. Apparently, they had checked in on us sleeping and decided we weren’t worth the trouble.
My ex and I are generally light sleepers, only her pain meds and my all-night gaming session saved our lives.