4. You Win
So I met this guy online, and we decided to go to a movie. I got to the theatre, and there he was, and when I suggested we head in, he said “let’s hang around a bit first”. I agreed, and about 5 minutes later, another guy showed up and greeted my “date”. We’re introduced and it turned out that the second guy was also his date. I asked, thinking it’s a joke, “are we supposed to compete for you?” to which my “date” replied “yes”.
I turned to the second guy and said “guess what, you win” and walked away.