GOAT Walmart Moments That Will Leave You Speechless

This Is Not Safe!

Keeping your kids entertained while you make your way through the grocery store isn’t easy. Many parents end up giving their kids a tablet or phone to play with, while others let their children play with things found in the grocery store. The mother in this photo looks incredibly fed up, which is probably why she let her daughter play with this produce bag. However, she should have interfered the second her daughter put the bag over her head! That is not safe, and her child could actually pass out!

Um… Mr. Grinch?

If you’ve watched the Grinch, then you know one of his defining characteristics is the bunch of fur around his neck. That bunch of fur often resembles a collar, and it is an easy way to recognize the character. This man appears to have that same characteristic, and it’s a little frightening. Like, is this real hair? Or is this some kind of super realistic neck toupe? Either way, it’s pretty frightening, and we hope to never run into this man during Christmas time!

Why Do People Do This?

Why do people do this? There are plenty of garbage cans all around Walmart, in their bathrooms, and in their parking lots. So what possessed this person to stuff multiple pieces of gum into this cart? Not only is this totally gross and unsanitary, but it also looks very difficult to remove. Can you imagine being the poor employee who has to deal with this mess? Walmart employees really don’t get paid enough to put up with all this stuff!

Going To The Beach Right After This

We’ve all seen children get super excited about a new toy or outfit and hold onto it right up until they need to check out. It’s far more rare to see an adult doing this, but it’s not too out of the norm at Walmart. This woman was apparently so excited to go scuba diving after her shopping trip that she couldn’t be bothered to take the mask off! We hope she made it to the beach before the anticipation became overwhelming.

Gold Star For The Worst Parking Job Ever

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Walmart parking lots are often a mess. People park diagonally, outside of spots, or in crosswalks on the daily. However, this person gets the gold star for worst parking job ever seen! We have to wonder what happened here. Was he blinded by the sun and accidentally crashed into the store? Was he under the influence of something? Or was he just in that much of a hurry to get to that buy one, get one free deal? We need some answers!

Ma’am, I Think You Forgot Something

Seeing odd and unique fashion trends at Walmart is one of the most entertaining parts of shopping there! You’re never quite sure what you’re going to see during your weekly grocery trip. Most of the time, it’s easy to spot when someone is trying to start a new trend, but we have to question what’s happening in this picture. Did this woman intentionally cut off one of her pant legs? Perhaps one leg got a massive hole in it, and she decided to just chop off the whole leg? It looks less like a fashion statement and more like she forgot the other pant leg at home.

Hopefully This Isn’t What It Looks Like

Standing on your feet for long hours and constantly moving your upper body to scan and bag items can get very tiring. It’s not uncommon for cashiers to feel like they’re overheating, which is why Walmart generously allows its employees to keep small fans at their registers. We’re seriously hoping this woman’s fan simply fell and ended up in between her feet. The reasoning behind the alternative is a little disturbing to think about. Either way, at least she’s found a way to stay cool!

Please Don’t Do This

We’ve all seen children riding in the carts at Walmart, although they usually don’t ride in the motorized carts. These carts are specifically for disabled and injured people or any customer who can’t spend a ton of time on their feet. The woman riding in the basket of this cart is really doing other customers a disservice. Hopefully she only sat in the cart for this picture to be taken and then hopped right off.

This Is Hilarious If It’s Intentional

Apparently, this Walmart ran out of clearance signs, so the employees decided to improvise. The wrote a couple of variations of the word clearance on pieces of paper and taped them to these boxes. Now, clearance isn’t the easiest word to spell, so we can understand some difficulties. However, there are clearance signs right behind these boxes where the employee could have simply copied the proper spelling! Was this laziness or just an attempt to get a laugh out of others?

Someone Took Social Distancing Seriously

Not everyone took social distancing seriously during the worst of the pandemic. In fact, many people scoffed at the idea of wearing masks in public and staying six feet away from others. However, plenty of people around the world understood the importance of keeping this pandemic in check. The man in this picture is wearing a shirt that says, “Social Distancing. If I can turn around and punch you in the face, you’re too close!” While physical violence isn’t necessary, it’s nice to see someone taking social distancing seriously.

A Unique Substitute For Hair Beads

We’ve all seen the interesting fashion trends and hairstyles that only seem to exist at Walmart, but this is a whole new level. This customer decided to make sure he always had access to a snack while out and about by replacing his hair beads with jolly ranchers! We’re not sure how to feel about this. One the one hand, it’s pretty ingenious. But, on the other hand, if the candies start to melt he’s going to have one heck of a time trying to get the sticky mess out of his hair!

This Outfit Will Make You Do A Double-Take!

Sometimes you see something that makes you do a double take. Occasionally, you see something that makes you have to check what you’re looking at three or more times! This is one of those instances. This man is wearing a shirt that features a woman’s body wearing a bikini, and it fits him surprisingly well. At first glance, it almost appears he has the body of a woman. Staring at this for too long is guaranteed to make your eyes hurt.

Life In Small Towns

People in small, rural areas tend to have pride in their town. Many small towns are filled with hunters and people who enjoy fishing. Basically, spending time outdoors is one of the biggest activities in small areas. These ladies are dressed in complete camo get-ups, and we bet they aren’t the only ones! Shopping at a small-town Walmart will often be a confusing sea of camo where you question whether the people of that town have any other patterns to wear!

Anyone Want A Free Concert?

Some Walmarts really try to elevate themselves as places of entertainment as well as the best one-stop place to shop in town. We already saw a Walmart with a wrestling cage in the middle of the store, and now we have evidence of a store with an active concert going on. The people in this photo look like they may be high school students, in which case this concert might be a fundraiser for their school. Regardless of the reason, it’s just another thing that makes Walmart so unique.

That’s One Way To Deal With A Resistant Kid

What is it about kids and their hatred of grocery shopping? Of course, it’s not the most entertaining activity, but it’s a necessity, and it’s an opportunity for them to grab some of their favorite snacks! However, there are some kids that are simply too resistant to grocery shopping and need to be dragged around the store. This parent is letting their kid slide along behind their cart as they do their shopping. This is super dangerous and very unhygienic. We give this parenting hack zero out of five stars and do not recommend it!

This Isn’t A Shopping Cart!

Now, this is hilarious! A shopper at this Walmart decided to corral their horse in the shopping cart return. While this clearly isn’t a shopping cart, it’s actually a pretty good spot to park your horse. Lots of people in remote areas still travel on their horses, and finding a spot to keep your horse contained can be tricky. At least this way, the horse won’t be in the way of traffic and is being kept safe.

This Is Super Unhygienic

Most people understand you shouldn’t go out in public without shoes on. It’s very unhygienic and unsafe. Our feet aren’t built to walk around without protection. This man decided to go full Cody Lundin and walk around without shoes on. We can only imagine the exasperation the employees must have felt when the realized they’d need to mop the floor extra well after this customer left.

Should Someone Tell Him?

We’ve all had those nightmares where you exit the bathroom and have a giant length of toilet paper trailing out of your pants or stuck to the bottom of your shoes. Normally, this is a nightmare that doesn’t happen in real life, but this poor customer apparently walked around Walmart without noticing his toilet paper tail. Now comes the awkward questions. Should someone tell him? Or would that just embarrass him further?

Is It Really Peter Parker?

This photo captures the child-like spirit of shoppers at Walmart. Most kids grow up loving the Marvel and DC comic universes, and Spiderman is often a favored superhero for children. After all, his spider-like powers are fascinating, and it’s epic to imagine swinging from rooftops with webs you shoot out of your wrists! Still, this customer may have taken his love of Spiderman a little too far by dressing in the complete Spiderman costume. We wonder how many kids asked to take a picture with their favorite superhero that day!