5. Potty Justice
I was traveling from Nor Cal to So Cal along I-5 and had to stop to go pee. I’m at an arco near Sacramento airport and I’m waiting in line for the only bathroom in the gas station. I hear the person inside washing their hands and the door unlocks. Right as she opens the door a kid, maybe 8-9 pushes past me and everyone in line and goes in. I’m like “hey what the heck” and the lady coming out goes “oh that’s my son it’s okay. He has to go really bad.” To which I’m like “I have to go really bad and I’ve been standing here for several minutes” and she replies “he’ll just be a couple of minutes it’s okay.” So the kid comes out and I finally get to go in. I’m in there doing my business and I notice a cell phone on top of the paper towel dispenser(this is like 2007-08 so before smartphones were really a thing), no sooner do I notice when I hear a knock on the door and it’s the obnoxious woman with the kid asking “did I leave my phone in there?!” So I finish doing my business, wash my hands grab the phone, pop the backoff, pull the battery out and grab the SIM card and flush it down the toilet, then reassemble the phone and leave it where I found it. I walk out the door and don’t say a word as the obnoxious lady pushes past everyone in line to get her phone. Hop in my car and drive away.