1. Eye for an Eye
Me and a few workmates were at an Italian restaurant for a leaving party when I had to go toilet. Came back and carried on eating my pizza. Turns out one of my colleagues poured the chilli oil all over my pizza and that sh*t set my mouth on fire, plus I’m not a big fan of heat anyways, so I basically had to write off a slice of pizza. Anyways, the guy that did it found it hilarious, and since he covered his food in the same oil, I figured he’d have oily fingers from the bottle. “You’ve got something in the corner of your eye Callum” His left eye went completely red and didn’t stop watering for about 15 minutes.