50 Hilarious Shoppers Who Made It To The Walmart Hall Of Fame

My Man Has No Shame

Announcing to the public that you have a porn addiction is neither brave nor wise, as demonstrated by this individual’s behavior. He clearly won or bought some porn gear and chose to wear it full-on at one of the most “family-friendly” stores.

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Undoubtedly, everyone who witnessed the incident was utterly bewildered, and one person even seized the opportunity to grab up a photograph and share it on Reddit.

Just Taking A Small Break

Occasionally, spending an entire afternoon shopping, particularly at a sprawling store like Walmart, can be quite exhausting. But while back in the days that would be a sign that shopping time was over and it was time to go home, this woman isn’t totally ready to call it quits yet.

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Instead, she chose to perch herself on top of a heap of apples that numerous customers would eventually purchase and consume. How revolting!

Just Wearing The Occasional Chainmail

If there’s any place where one might stumble upon an individual sporting chainmail out of the blue these days, it’s most likely to be Walmart. Seriously, who even thinks about just throwing their chainmail on, wearing some khakis, and walking to the grocery store like they have nothing on them?

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Behold, ladies and gentlemen, the man of the hour! And it must be acknowledged that he is absolutely owning his bizarre attire with style and confidence.

Well, That’s An Interesting Way To Take Action

Presenting a man who possesses unwavering determination and refuses to rely on modern dating apps or trendy methods of the younger generation. He knows precisely what he wants and is unwilling to waste any more time waiting.

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Instead, he just wrote a huge sign on the back of his shirt that basically told people to call him in case they were looking for a good man. We wonder if it actually worked.

A Brilliant Trolley

Isn’t it just cool how people can innovate in the coolest ways? For instance, consider this man who likely sought a practical alternative between cycling an electric bike and pushing a cart on foot.

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This is his likely solution. As funny as it is, we’ve got to say that it looks kind of brilliant while also a tiny bit dangerous as well.

Another Married Couple

We cannot comprehend the reasons behind someone choosing to appear in their wedding attire at Walmart. However, perhaps they have an unconventional insight that escapes our understanding. Because clearly, it hasn’t happened once or twice, it has happened many times since the inception of Walmart.

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Based on the visual evidence provided, we can reasonably deduce that this particular couple is not, in fact, getting married there.

There Are So Many Questions

This image raises numerous inquiries, leaving us wondering how certain individuals reach such circumstances or situations. It’s fun, sure, but sometimes fun goes a little bit too far and it just becomes super awkward.

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This man’s portrayal has escalated to a level where even fellow Walmart shoppers are unsure of how to respond any longer; all they can do is accept the situation.

The Perfect Wedding Venue

Although Walmart may not be our preferred choice for a wedding venue, we can acknowledge the practicality it offers in certain aspects. Especially if the couple has some sort of tie to the store. Who knows, maybe they met there, fell in love there, or even got engaged there.

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Why not simply head to Walmart and have that romantic wedding right away? All we can do is extend our congratulations to the joyous couple.

​The Therapy Baby Alligator

It is widely recognized that there is a multitude of therapy animals, particularly dogs, available in various settings. And though Walmart doesn’t allow animals in, they do allow therapy dogs.

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But it seems like the man felt like his “therapy baby alligator” also belonged to that category, hence this picture. He casually walked his alligator on a leash and continued with his usual shopping routine.

Even A Transformer Needs Some Cough Medicine Sometimes

Indeed, if you held the belief that Transformers were invulnerable, here is evidence to the contrary. Clearly, transformers too, need some cough syrup every once in a while.

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Finally, the man captured in the background of this image seems to be responding exactly as we would expect in most of these situations.

​It Is As If He Is Not There

Once again, an unusual occurrence seamlessly intertwined with the everyday strangeness at Walmart, so much so that it goes unnoticed by practically everyone. The cashier in this picture seems to be completely calm, considering that she actually has a floating head in front of her.

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However, she isn’t merely an ordinary cashier; she’s a Walmart cashier, and thus, she has witnessed an array of peculiarities throughout her life’s journey.

So Much Happened

This particular situation presents us with a perplexing dilemma as an overwhelming abundance of events unfolded, leaving us uncertain of where to begin. According to the newspaper headline, this woman, her son, and their dog caused an entire situation at

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Walmart. In a surprising turn of events, they skillfully engaged in karate, proceeded to shed their clothing, and even allowed their dog to snatch some cornbread mix. To top all of that, the son also tried to run over an officer with a scooter.

That’s a Bit Squirrelly

Once again, we come across yet another instance where an individual simply couldn’t resist bringing their furry companion along for a visit to Walmart. This time though, it’s not an alligator, a lemur, or a disguised dog, it’s a freaking squirrel!

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And this adorable little creature appears to blend in seamlessly, perhaps eagerly anticipating the opportunity to indulge in some delicious nuts.

Why Even Wear A Whole T-Shirt?

I suppose, considering it’s just Walmart, why should this woman go through the trouble of wearing a complete t-shirt on her shopping excursion when she can simply opt for her beloved ripped t-shirt instead?

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Hopefully, though, she will pass by the clothing section and will get herself a new one because it’s time for a change, and definitely for a new t-shirt.

Well, That’s One Way To Dress Up

We’ve observed that individuals wear practically anything they desire when visiting Walmart, ranging from costumes to torn garments, and occasionally even opting for no attire at all.

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After all, why not? But then there’s this guy, who just got out of his house dressed up in a dominatrix-style leather situation, and huge thigh-high stilettos. It appears that even a dominatrix must set aside some time for their Christmas shopping.

Wait, We Didn’t Get How He Feels About His Second Amendment

Let’s start by counting everything this man has going on in his argument in relation to guns. To start with, it’s worth mentioning that he is carrying three guns on his person, yes, you heard it correctly, three guns!

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One gun on each hip and then one gun on the back, and then well, one gun on his shirt. Anyone entertaining the idea of messing with this individual should seriously reconsider their decision.

Anyone Up for a Cheese Melt?

There is something truly disheartening about individuals who believe it is acceptable to sit on the food that someone else intends to purchase. Like this woman for example.

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Sure we understand that walking around Walmart can be super tiring, but for sure there was a better place to sit than in the first freezer she found with a ton of cheeses.

You’re Not Really American Until You Wrestle A Deer On Top Of Ol’ Roy Dog Food At Walmart

Well, this is certainly not an easy one to understand. Certainly, we can deduce that this deer likely found itself in an unfavorable location and time, while one individual was prepared to demonstrate their skills.

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It seems like he choked the poor deer, which makes us wonder why on earth they didn’t just call animal control.

No Matter What, Always Look Your Best

There are individuals out there who consistently dress to impress, regardless of their companions or their destination. This gentleman serves as a prime example of such a person.

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He really went all-in with his outfit for Walmart that day, and obviously, he got noticed by almost everyone in the store. The guy seriously rocked his cherry outfit!

Just Don’t Do It

Sometimes, it seems that certain individuals take pleasure in putting those around them in the most uncomfortably awkward situations imaginable. Like this couple for example. This guy just had to put his hand inside his significant other’s pants with absolutely no worry or shame in this world.

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Not only is such a gesture uncomfortable, but it’s also quite unsanitary, particularly if they are about to handle a multitude of groceries.

Did He Lose a Bet?

The number of t-shirts adorned with clever and witty sayings is continuously increasing, and it seems that t-shirts representing causes we believe in can be found almost everywhere. But this guy wanted something a little bit more personalized, so he went ahead and wrote it down himself.

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However, this time around, he opted for a straightforward approach, and it seems that not many people were particularly impressed by it.

​When You Realize That You Actually Don’t Like Zucchini

Let’s evaluate this situation. It appears that someone stumbled upon a collection of zucchinis, took one in hand, and began munching on it. Mid-eat, they realized that they didn’t actually like zucchinis and therefore they proceeded to grab the other half and put it back with the batch.

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Well, at the very least, this person knows their preferences and isn’t afraid to act upon them, right?

The Blue Family

We must acknowledge and commend this family for their dedication to doing everything together as a unit. The family decided that that day they were going to dress up and get all painted in blue, resembling a Smurf family.

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Naturally, when they arrived at Walmart, people couldn’t help but halt and inquire about the nature of their endeavor.

Excuse Me Sir, I Need To Ask You A Few Questions

We can only imagine the conversation between the officer and this individual, as the situation couldn’t be more absurdly amusing. The guy is just strolling around with his “baby”, although he clearly knows that animals are not allowed at Walmart.

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Perhaps he believed that disguising the doggie would grant him passage or deceive others into letting him through. Unfortunately, though, his disguised dog just brought even more attention to them.

​Ash With Your Fries Sir?

If this is not the most unusual sight ever, then we don’t know what is. This McDonald’s employee (although not directly related to Walmart, but located inside one) is literally smoking a cigarette while preparing fries for the customers, raising numerous questions in the process.

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What’s even more confusing about the entire situation is that no one around seems to be bothered by it, so we might be missing something here.

Two Cats For The Win

Opting to bring just one cat on their shoulder to Walmart wasn’t sufficient for this individual. They took it a step further and decided to double the dose by bringing along two cats instead. Exactly, she literally brought her two fur cuties for some grocery shopping, and they both look incredibly comfortable and happy with the situation.

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Once again, we find ourselves in the midst of yet another ordinary and unpredictable day at Walmart, folks.

You Missed A Few Buttons, Sir

Take a glance at this gentleman, effortlessly relaxing and confidently donning his exceptionally unique outfit at Walmart. He is clearly not ashamed at all for wearing a bra, so props to him, but there’s more.

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He appears to take pride in his choice, evident from his decision to unbutton his shirt, proudly showcasing the remarkable bra he is wearing, ensuring that no one would miss it.

Why On Earth Would Someone Do That?

In the realm of amusing incidents, there are those that elicit laughter, and then there are actions that are simply outright disrespectful. This person’s behavior serves as a prime example of the latter. They didn’t just eat a few grapes and disappeared or something.

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To our utter dismay, this individual not only ate an entire meal of fried chicken, but also proceeded to leave the remnants on a shelf, leaving the task of cleaning up after them to someone else. It’s undeniably unpleasant and inconsiderate behavior.

​Lewis And Clark Are In The House

It is so fascinating that this pair really dressed up as if they were about to head out to the Oregon Trail. Once more, these individuals were casually wandering around Walmart dressed in Lewis and Clark outfits, leaving both the surrounding people and ourselves utterly bewildered.

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In the photo, they appear to engage in a heated discussion, seemingly centered around the crescent rolls they managed to grab.

She Couldn’t Afford the Entire Pants?

We live in a very diverse world where people have diverse interests. What’s attractive to me may not be the same as what is attractive to others. With that said, what the heck was this woman thinking? Clearly, she felt that wearing a pair of pants which expose part of her backside in an extremely unusual way would be attractive.

Something tells me that there are many, many others who would beg to differ. Maybe, if she saves up enough money, she’ll be able to afford a complete pair of pants this time next year.